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I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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