If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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