Yo dont text me then not text me
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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