You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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