Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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