People in love make me want to vomit
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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