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i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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