it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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