How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
His nipple licking is glorious
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