i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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