I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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