I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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