just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm bleeding and have questions
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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