I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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