Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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