I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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