If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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Still dying that you shit outside
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
so much tequila, so little girl.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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