im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
