Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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