I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
As shirtless as possible
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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