don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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