If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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