No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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