He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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