Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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