What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
