I want to have your abortion
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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