with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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