Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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