Hey man sorry I got all grabby
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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