Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i already hear my dad disowning me
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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