Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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