Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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