I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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