I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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