yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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