She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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