Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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