All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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