If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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