Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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