Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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