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  I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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• (831): View more from California

  It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night

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• (760): View more from California

  Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb

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• (406): View more from Montana

  130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.

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  Dreams are coming true for both of us.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.

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  If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?

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