I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?