Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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