ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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