Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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