All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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