Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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