i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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