i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
my poor anus
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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