Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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