So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
