they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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