Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Randomize
